Street VW and VideoReals present
The Joke Meter
One vote per line. Tap your vote again to take it back, or tap the other button to switch.
Tap any line below to put it on the meter.
Ranked by confidence, not just approval.
Each line gets one vote from you: ▲ + Funny or ▼ − Nope. Tap the other button to switch. Tap the same button again to take your vote back. Your votes are remembered on this device and browser.
Ranked by confidence, not just approval: a line needs plenty of votes as well as a high percentage to climb.
The meter counts Funny votes minus Nope votes. It takes about 21 of them to reach 🤪 Lost It.
Oh, and it has to be funny. That part is not optional.
The top finalists will be drawn at random for two nights in Hereford, Texas. Windows down. Accommodations at the Cattleman's Breeze Motel. Breakfast included. Bring your own utensils, and towels.
The Cattleman's Breeze Motel does not take reservations, questions, or complaints.
Breakfast is served. Somewhere. By someone.
Transportation not included. Air freshener not provided.
Prize has no cash value and, depending on wind direction, no other value either.
No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Also void in Hereford, but you're going anyway.